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Well, they don't cut hair
at Grocery Gil's...
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...but they sure cut prices.
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So I'm gonna cut to the chase
and cut the ribbon.
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By the power vested in me
by the guys who cut me the check...
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I, TV personality Ross Darren--
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Thank you.
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Declare store number 235
officially open.
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I always hated broccoli.
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Gotcha.
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Before we continue, I'd like to
acknowledge some of the donors...
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...who have made
Gotham's great concert hall possible.
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Mr. Bruce Wayne.
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And Mr. Herbert Zeigler,
philanthropist and accomplished pianist.
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What will you play for us tonight?
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I play Beethoven's
Moonlight Sonata, Opus 27, No. 2.
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Hope that buffs out.
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Well, despite the glossier
uptown venue...
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...tonight's abduction has all the earmarks
of this afternoon's.
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Both were highly theatrical,
public humiliations.
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Oh, like those newfangled
extreme game shows from Japan.
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I sometimes watch the telly
while I'm dusting.
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No ransom's been made
so the motive must be personal.
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Which means there has to be some link
between the two victims.
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"Match."
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Ross Darren and Herbert Zeigler worked
together 30 years ago on a game show.
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A game show for kids called--
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Think Thank Thunk.
Put on your thinking caps.
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I've done a lot of dusting
over the years.
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As I recall, the program was involved
in some sort of scandal.
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It seems someone
may still be harboring a grudge.
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- Bert, wake up.
-What?
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What's going on?
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Ross?
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Where are we? Who did this?
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Fear not, little men.
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All will soon be revealed.
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Just one more piece of the puzzle,
then the real fun begins.
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Put on your thinking caps.
it's time to Think Thank Thunk.
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Sponsored by Kremelos,
the gooey taste treat.
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Now, here's your host, Ross Darren!
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Welcome to the show
where the biggest brain reigns.
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Ready to have some fun?
Let's meet today's contestants.
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The challenger is Yelena Kleimenoff.
There's a mouthful.
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�Whose family recently
detected from the Soviet Union.
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Good luck, Yelena.
You're gonna need it against our champ.
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Arte Blown is the brain to beat.
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He's been winning
for 12 straight weeks.
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Let's make it 13, Ross.
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Ana Brown was undefeatable.
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And obnoxious.
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The category is astronomy.
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Arte, you can win if you choose
a three point question.
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Three points, Ross.
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Put on your thinking cap.
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For three points and the win,
name all 13 of Jupiter's moons...
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...the person who discovered them
and the year of their discovery.
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I thought you were going to ask
a difficult question, Ross.
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Let's begin with Europa...
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and Lysithea by Nicholson, in 1937.
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Oh, so close, Arte.
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Lysithea was actually discovered
in 1938.
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Thirty-eight.
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That means Yelena is our winner!
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And here's your consolation prize.
A lifetime supply of Kremelos.
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No fail!
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Arte's mother claimed
the show was rigged...
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- and sued the show's producer.
- Bert Zeigler.
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Zeigler had deep pockets
and a lot of friends in city hall.
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The lawsuit was dismissed,
Arte faded into obscurity...
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...and Yelena became
a world-class chess champion.
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- Sir ?
-Yelena's playing in Gotham. Tonight.
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This has been
a very aggressive game so far.
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Yelena Kleimenoff has control of the center
while keeping her king well-protected.
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The computer's been
on the defensive...
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...since the 10th move,
when Yelena captured its knight.
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Bishop to B6.
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Bishop to B6.
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- That's going to win it for-
- What the...?
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I said, bishop to B6.
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Knight takes bishop.
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Pick on someone your own size.
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Scrappy little fellas.
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It's The Batman.
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No fair!
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No fair!
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Report.
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Then the games can begin, little friend.
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The Batman?
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Well, the game grows more intriguing
by the moment.
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This looks like someone's idea
of a reunion.
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Well, someone better tell us
what's going on.
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Quiet, Bert. He'll hear you.
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Who are you?
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The man you cheated.
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Arthur Brown. From the show!
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Little Arte?
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I was winning too much
so you let her win.
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You gave her an easy question.
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You did?
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Look, if this is about the prize money.
I'll cut you a check.
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Money can't soothe the pain
or humiliation.
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Nor can my consolation prize
of a lifetime supply of Kremelos!
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Though they are moist and delicious.
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What do you want with us?
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Why, revenge, of course.
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You got to humiliate us.
Wasn't that enough?
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Relax, Ross.
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In the spirit of gamesmanship...
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...I'm giving you all a chance
to walk away scot-ree.
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If you can defeat rne in a rematch.
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So put on your thinking caps.
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Arte Brown was a brilliant student
with a bright future...
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...but it looks like he threw it all away.
Dropped out of school, dropped out of life.
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All over his obsession with a game.
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You, on the other hand,
never were much for games.
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- Even as a child.
-There was work to do.
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Play is the work of children.
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And Arthur, evidently, continues to act out
his childhood revenge fantasy.
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Act or reenact?
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- I know where to find Arte.
- Sir?
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Where would you start looking
for a boy who never grew up?
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Put on your thinking caps.
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It's time to Think Thank Thunk.
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Welcome!
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Now let's meet tonight's contestants.
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Three of the worst liars and cheats
ever seen on national television.
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Here's how the game works.
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You've had access to my books.
You'll take turns asking me questions.
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If I answer wrong, you score a point.
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Three points and you all go free.
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However, for every question
I answer correctly...
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...I score a point.
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Three points for me
and you all get dunked in acid.
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At this point in the show, we would usually
break for a word from our sponsor.
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Don't you wish?
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Keep an eye on it for me, kid.
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Are you one of Arte's friends?
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Yes.
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My, you're a big one.
Ana's down in his room.
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Thank you, Mrs. Blown.
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Now, now, what have I told you boys
about roughhousing?
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Orpheus, Castor, Hercules,
Meleager and, of course, Jason himself.
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That's all 50 Argonauts. Am I right?
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That's one for me.
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- Your question was too easy!
- You trying to get us melted?
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Yes, yes, yes, please.
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For pity's sake,
ask me something challenging.
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That would be two for me.
none for you.
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Better score or it's acid city.
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In the subject of mathematics,
what is the number pi?
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Pi, of course, is the ratio of the
circumference of a circle to its diameter.
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But that number cannot be expressed
as a finite decimal.
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But in the spirit of gamesmanship.
I will recite the number to 50--
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No, 100 decimal places.
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3.1415926...
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...46375.
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That's it. I win, I win.
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- But more importantly, you lose.
- No !
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- Oh, no, you can't !
- No !
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- This is ridiculous.
- Arte, please.
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The Batman.
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Your timely arrival proves that there's
at least one intellect in Gotham City...
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...worthy of Cluemaster.
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- Give it up, Arthur.
- Arte Brown never surrenders.
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But in the spirit of gamesmanship...
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...I shall give you, The Batman,
one chance to save their cheating lives.
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A bonus round!
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I don't play games.
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But you will play
or they get acid-washed.
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Is this all you have
to show for your life, Arthur?
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Bitterness and revenge?
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You could have done something positive
with your talents.
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Like Yelena did.
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Bonus round.
Stop Cluemaster and they go free.
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Well, that doesn't seem fair.
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Is there anything
the great Arthur Brown doesn't know?
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You'll find out.
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- What can I ask you about?
- Anything!
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- No topic is off limits?
-History, science, literature.
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- Music, biology, current events?
- Anything! Let's go, already!
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Okay-
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Name the true identity of The Batman.
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- Trick question! Ask another!
-You said I could ask anything.
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No fair!
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No!
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Cheater.
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I'll show you the true identity
of The Batman!
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Would you kids like
some milk and Kremelos?
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Master Bruce.
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I trust your bout with little Arthur Brown
resulted in your favor.
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Alfred, I didn't think
I was much for games...
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...until I beat Cluemaster at his own.
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So think you can take me?
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Let's have a go, then.
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